Twenty-five Reasons Your Pet's Haircut Costs More Than Your Own
Please Remember this is supposed to be HUMOROUS!!!
1. Your haircut takes 20-30 minutes, your pet's takes 2-4 hours.
2. Your hairdresser doesn’t give you a manicure & pedicure.
3. Your hairdresser only clips the hair on your head.
4. You don't have fleas, ticks or mites.
5. Your hairdresser is not expected to comb out dreadlocks or hair matted to the skin.
6. Your hairdresser doesn’t clean your ears.
7. You don’t try to bite your hairdresser.
8. You stay still and don’t wiggle, jump and shake while being worked on with sharp scissors & tools.
9. Your hairdresser doesn't wash your butt.
10. You don't come in with mud, burrs, sticks, tar, sap, gum, foxtails and poop in your hair.
11. You don't shake and cover everything (including your hairdresser) in two inches of soapy water.
12. Your hairdresser doesn't have to shave between your toes.
13. You can tell your hairdresser if something is wrong; she doesn't have to guess.
14. You don't poop whilst your hairdresser is blow drying your backside.
15. Your hairdresser doesn't cuddle you and stroke you when you get nervous.
16. You don't walk into your hairdresser with hair that hasn't been brushed in six weeks (or six months).
17. You don't scream at the top of your lungs every time the hairdresser picks up a pair of nail clippers.
18. You don't whip around in a frenzy as soon as your hairdresser goes to clip around your ears and eyes.
19. You don't try to hump your hairdresser's leg.
20. You don't play chicken with a skunk right before your appointment.
21. You don't pee, poop or throw up in the hairdresser's chair.
22. You don't wait until you're clean and dry to go potty and sit in it.
23. You don't dig your fingernails into your hairdresser's arm.
24. You don't roll in dead things.
25. Your hairdresser probably won't love you anyway if you do any of the above. (in fact they would probably have you arrested)